Probably because, like me after church tonight, he went out to the parking lot and found that his son had left without him.
And he knew that he'd get to pick on him about it for a long, long, time. :)
Thank God for deacons with SUVs or I'd have had to walk 35 miles uphill in the snow to get home. Okay, maybe a mile downhill, but it is freezing at 55 degrees.
And no, obviously that's not me in the picture. I play Ovation.